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![is a bottle of wine. A quiet night in with a couple friends, and a couple of their friends. Spilling nostalgic stories, flipping through photo albums, singing favorite songs, aiming for poignancy, and occasionally stumbling onto it. Emotions flow freely and without thought.is shots of tequila. “Just ONE” to humor your friend quickly turns into 4 or 5. Anything and everything becomes wildly entertaining. A fun way to waste some time you won’t really remember the details of. Probably for the best.
is huffing spray paint. Destroys any chance of looking credible. You will be perceived as having the mindset of a middle schooler, and probably do.
Etc… [Internet Vices]](http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktkj46bT5G1qzwoa4o1_r1_250.png)
is a bottle of wine. A quiet night in with a couple friends, and a couple of their friends. Spilling nostalgic stories, flipping through photo albums, singing favorite songs, aiming for poignancy, and occasionally stumbling onto it. Emotions flow freely and without thought.
is shots of tequila. “Just ONE” to humor your friend quickly turns into 4 or 5. Anything and everything becomes wildly entertaining. A fun way to waste some time you won’t really remember the details of. Probably for the best.
is huffing spray paint. Destroys any chance of looking credible. You will be perceived as having the mindset of a middle schooler, and probably do.
Etc… [Internet Vices]
Accidental Geography
Mosstraila
Going West
“Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get door opened, stand on hind legs and hammer with forepaws. Once door is opened, it is not necessary to use it. After you have ordered an “outside” door opened, stand halfway in and out and think about several things. This is particularly important during very cold weather, rain, snow, or mosquito season. Swinging doors are to be avoided at all costs.”
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“It is important, though, to maintain one’s dignity at all times. If you should have an accident during play, such as falling off a chair, immediately wash a part of your body as if to say “I meant to do that!” It fools those humans every time.”
Sesame Street: Neil Patrick Harris has Telly’s New Shoes
Awww!
