“ Hmm, I quite like it, but it’s not quite “minty” enough!
Clients From Hell
Randominal
Guidelines for Cats
“Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get door opened, stand on hind legs and hammer with forepaws. Once door is opened, it is not necessary to use it. After you have ordered an “outside” door opened, stand halfway in and out and think about several things. This is particularly important during very cold weather, rain, snow, or mosquito season. Swinging doors are to be avoided at all costs.”
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“It is important, though, to maintain one’s dignity at all times. If you should have an accident during play, such as falling off a chair, immediately wash a part of your body as if to say “I meant to do that!” It fools those humans every time.”
Sesame Street: Neil Patrick Harris has Telly’s New Shoes
Awww!
